Today I bought a smoked sausage sandwich from a food truck. They were hella nice. The food was good. Their sign proclaimed they were faith-based.

The two guys in the food truck looked kind of like they were in a band. They reminded me of me in the old days.

Right before I took my sandwich, I noticed that there was a bunch of free bibles. I grabbed one. I am a fan.

As I walked away -- I swear to God this is true -- I heard one of them rapping "He's got da spirit, he's got da spirit, he's got da sprit!"